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| − | + | '''Proton''' is a former member of Atomwaffen (no longer affiliated) and a long-standing member of the Fishtank Alternative Groupchat. Despite frequent accusations, Proton insists that he is '''not''' the owner of the server—though his suspiciously quick access to ban commands has raised eyebrows. | |
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| − | - | + | More recently, Proton has become the subject of community lore due to his emotional entanglement with two other members: '''Cookie''' and '''Sammy'''. This complicated triangle has sparked countless memes, debates, and late-night arguments in voice chat. |
| − | + | === The Cookie–Sammy Dilemma === | |
| + | * '''Cookie''' – Known for chaotic energy, erratic DMs, and emotionally confusing vibes. | ||
| + | * '''Sammy''' – More grounded, emotionally intelligent, and passive-aggressively correct in arguments. | ||
| − | + | Proton’s inability to choose between them has become part of the groupchat’s ongoing saga, often referred to as "The Triangle" or "Quantum Simping." | |
| − | + | === Quotes === | |
| + | * "I'm not the owner, bro. I don't even have mod." – Proton, immediately before banning a user | ||
| + | * "Cookie understands my soul. Sammy understands my calendar." – Proton, late-night VC | ||
| + | * "It’s not a triangle. It’s quantum entanglement." – Proton, trying to science his way out of accountability | ||
| − | + | === Trivia === | |
| − | + | * Has the unofficial title of '''Triangle Centerpiece'''. | |
| − | + | * Left the server twice in one week over Cookie’s Spotify status. | |
| − | + | * May or may not be under FBI surveillance (allegedly). | |
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Revision as of 08:47, 2 April 2025
Proton
Proton is a former member of Atomwaffen (no longer affiliated) and a long-standing member of the Fishtank Alternative Groupchat. Despite frequent accusations, Proton insists that he is not the owner of the server—though his suspiciously quick access to ban commands has raised eyebrows.
More recently, Proton has become the subject of community lore due to his emotional entanglement with two other members: Cookie and Sammy. This complicated triangle has sparked countless memes, debates, and late-night arguments in voice chat.
The Cookie–Sammy Dilemma
- Cookie – Known for chaotic energy, erratic DMs, and emotionally confusing vibes.
- Sammy – More grounded, emotionally intelligent, and passive-aggressively correct in arguments.
Proton’s inability to choose between them has become part of the groupchat’s ongoing saga, often referred to as "The Triangle" or "Quantum Simping."
Quotes
- "I'm not the owner, bro. I don't even have mod." – Proton, immediately before banning a user
- "Cookie understands my soul. Sammy understands my calendar." – Proton, late-night VC
- "It’s not a triangle. It’s quantum entanglement." – Proton, trying to science his way out of accountability
Trivia
- Has the unofficial title of Triangle Centerpiece.
- Left the server twice in one week over Cookie’s Spotify status.
- May or may not be under FBI surveillance (allegedly).